"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in fact based on a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle, and when he crapped it out, it was six feet tall and knew karate. "
"Facebook was created for counting how many people left to be roundhouse kicked. "
"Chuck Norris' wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, Time to kick ass. "
"Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. "
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris "
"Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. "
"Touching Chuck Norris' beard will increase your life expectancy by 6 years. Unfortunately, the following roundhouse kick will reduce your life expectancy by 300. You do the math. "
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